alex-of-macedonia:

zombicorns:

mina-marina:

My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers

Poprah

 #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!

IT GOT BETTER

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I wish everyone on Tumblr could pitch in like $5, and we will just fucking buy an island somewhere, preferably close to the equator, and we will just all be beautiful people and party all night long. There would be little communities where you live with other hipsters or beach bums or fashionistas or skaters, but we would all still be best friends because no one can judge on Tumblr Island. It will be the perfect place, a Utopia of Tumblr.

mia-the-creator:

hidden-in-the-shows:

ohwowbutfuckyuh:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

let-me-eatcake:

bewarethegush:

fuckkyeahhgee:

…Can we?

 COUNT ME IN

right now we haven’t even got enough to buy a small house

57,103 x 5 = $285,515

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/hassel-island-estate#

MORE REBLOGS OKAY MORE REBLOGS

http://www.gofundme.com/26efk4

GUYS LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN PLEASE.

133974x5=669870

IM THROWIN DOWN $20

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themoonclockwork:

tbhgod:

imagine if tumblr reset and we all had to be like the hunger games to get the best urls first

Hunger names

(Source: untakeable, via ihavelivedathousandyears)

nyehs:

DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD

(Source: jimbertimber, via joshfranceschilikesituptheass)

roses-and-phantoms:

i can imagine that this is the face of an employee at a thrift shop when white boys burst in singing macklemore

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fatwink:

*pre-heats oven to 420°* time to get baked *gets inside oven*

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